A Logline a Day

When an accountant tells her family she's going on a business trip when she's actually on a Caribbean cruise, the lie gets difficult to maintain when she wins the cruise line's special hundred million dollar lottery.

When a soldier goes AWOL behind enemy lines, he's found by his enemies and nursed back to health. But do they actually care about him, or are they trying to milk him for information?

When an anti-mob dectective's kid dies in a freak accident, she finds signs of foul play. But is there actually someone behind this, or does she just want there to be?

When the actual Satan opens an ice cream bar on the beach, a disgraced former nun gets a job working for him... until she finds out the ice cream is actually the souls of the damned. But when it turns out everything is totally legal and above-board, the only way she's going to be able to shut it down is by sneaking in and blowing it up.

When a wealthy tycoon's family is kidnapped and held for ransom and he tells the kidnappers to suck an egg, you'd expect some trouble. But when the whole thing turns out to have been a plot by his kids to get at his fortune - but involved actual kidnappers who are expecting paychecks - things get really dangerous.

When her boss starts turning into a vampire, a put-upon assistant is forced to deal with the business ramifications, like meetings during the day, or finding discreet body disposal services.

When a serial killer kills a taxidermist with an impressive stuffed animal collection, he gets into hunting deer instead of people. But when he progresses from hunting to poaching, the local game warden sets him in her sights.

When a dead billionaire leaves his entire fortune to whoever kills the most people in one year's time, a crack team of international cops is assembled to stop the chaos and track down who's holding the money, in order to ensure nobody "wins."

When a peasant farmer finds a sick, eight-foot-tall ogre, and nurses him back to health, the ogre helps out around the farm and scares away bandits. But when a knight comes through and kidnaps the ogre for sport, the farmer has to trek to the city to save him.

When an abused girl is assigned a fairy godmother as a way to ease her trials, rather than escape from her home, she gets revenge.

When a genie's lamp is found and accidentally rubbed by a particularly unintelligent dog, the genie must find a way to grant the dog a wish in order to be released from servitude.

When an adopted girl's pubescent changes include growing antlers and moth wings, she hunts for her birth parents while she's still mostly human.