A Logline a Day

When a mob hitman gets the call to take out his favorite boxer, he instead helps the boxer escape and start a new life as an aerobics instructor.

When the last vampire in the world decides to stop hiding and just reveal herself, she's shocked to find herself an international sensation. She gets a cartoon, a breakfast cereal... and the attention of the world's last vampire hunter.

When a wildly successful porn producer catches religion, rather than stop making porn, he starts using it as a preaching tool.

In the 90's, When a former drug dealer loses his convenience store job, in order to avoid returning to drugs, he turns instead to selling black market beanie babies.

After her brother dies in a hospital before she can get there to see him, a young woman sits with a dying old man in the last hours of his life.

A soldier behind enemy lines is forced to work with the enemy in order to survive a vicious blizzard.

When a Greek War Elephant goes berserk and flees across the Roman countryside, a small village's most seasoned hunter is tasked with taking the beast down.

When an enthusiastic young golf caddy convinces a billionaire to take him on as his personal assistant, everything is looking up - until he finds out the billionaire expects him to find people for him to hunt for sport.

When an adrenaline junkie's husband dies in a base-jumping accident, grief pushes her to ever-higher levels of thrills.

When a once-prominent shock-jockey embarrasses his daughter so completely he's uninvited from her wedding, he embarks on an cross-country radio tour to crash it and win her approval back.

When a Southern general is slain in battle, his trusted slave seizes the opportunity to escape in the midst of the gunfire.

When a once-great struggling author finds success writing YA novels under a pseudonym, he has to balance his desire to continue writing deep philosophical epics with his desire to make rent.