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Logline 440 - The Bomb

When terrorists claim they've hidden a dirty bomb in the middle of Manhattan, the FBI recruits a statistician to do the math determining what locations to evacuate, and what locations to write off.

Logline 439 - More Than Human

When a revolutionary new artificial spine increases human capabilities, the scientist who invented it finds herself the unwitting figurehead of the transhuman movement.

Logline 438 - Dead Weight

When an Olympic athlete loses her foot in a ridiculous accident, she designs a replacement that actually improves her time. So much so, in fact, that people start wondering about the "accident..."

Logline 437 - Paperweight

When college professor finds an unearthly artifact in her attic, her attempts to figure out what it is and where it came from lead her down a disturbing path of cults and forgotten gods.

Logline 436 - For Old Times' Sake

When a former drug kingpin's granddaughter gets engaged to the nephew of the detective who took him down, the four of them have to navigate their complex web of social ties in order to survive the wedding.

Logline 435 - Capeless Crusader

After an apocalyptic event gets rid of every superhero's powers, the former defender of the city struggles to adjust to a desk job at an internet startup.

Logline 434 - The Swordsman

When a violent bandit draws his sword in the middle of the tavern, the entire city is forced to band together to stop him.

Logline 433 - Queen of the Mist

When a teenage girl finds out her elderly neighbor is an actual witch (the "Hail Satan" kind, not the friendly kind), she quickly finds herself hunted by otherworldly beings summoned to make sure she can't let the secret slip.

Logline 432 - "Normal"

When a traumatic brain injury leads to her saying exactly what's on her mind all the time, a dropout-turned-journalist finds a sudden influx of popularity, and enemies.

Logline 431 - Volunteered

When a 50-year-old baker is mistakenly drafted for the Vietnam War, he decides to go with it - better him than some 18-year-old with his life ahead of him. He just has to get through boot camp first.

Logline 430 - Forgotten but Not Gone

When a teenage girl gets back from summer camp only to find her friends and family have literally forgotten she ever existed, she finds a surprising freedom to reinvent herself.

Logline 429 - What a Hit!

When a pro athlete is dropped for doping, he starts his own league that encourages rampant drug abuse and violence.

Logline 428 - A God I Can't Remember

When her country falls in a violent revolution, a spy embedded in America tries to make a life for herself under her cover identity.

Logline 427 - Curse God and Die

When a pastor's entire church dies in a freak accident, he struggles to rebuild in the midst of a community that thinks he's to blame.

Logline 426 - Never Have I Ever

When a sorority pledge who's about to wash out finds evidence that one of her would-be sorority sisters was the one who killed her sister, she has until the end of a night of hazing to find proof.

Logline 425 - Antes and Uncles

When a failed gambler discovers his 12-year-old niece has a remarkable talent for Texas Hold'em, he hatches an elaborate plot to win a local championship with her.

Logline 424 - If at First You Don't Succeed

When a pro boxer retires due to newfound pacifism, he struggles to find a new career path that both meshes with his new beliefs, and also benefits from him being really good at hitting people.

Logline 423 - Number Two

When the evil mastermind accidentally steps into his own deathtrap, his chief lieutenant is forced to act as though this was all her plan, lest she be beset by all of his other lackeys who sense a power vacuum.

Logline 422 - Settling Up

When the daughter of a fast food restaurant owner is brought in to help when the store's shorthanded, shes finds the job agrees with her a lot more than her parents would prefer.

Logline 421 - Dark Days

When a mysterious toxic fog blocks out the son, a couple has to decide whether or not they should abandon their dying son to increase their odds at survival.

Short Treatment 35 - Satan Is Not Dead

CATHERINE (38) is a scientist working in a small lab. She runs a small electronic device that utilizes all sorts of complicated chemicals and tesla coils, very exciting stuff. When it finishes, her computer screen pops up one word:

NO.

Cut to news reports, all crazy, with one underlying theme. “700 Club’s Pat Robertson: ‘I can’t believe you all fell for it for so long;’” “Unitarian Universalists riot, thousands dead;” “Vatican swears, ‘Seriously you guys, it’s all real, I promise;’” “Muslims and Jews unite behind new McDonalds on Temple Mount;” “Televangelist Joel Osteen escapes to secret island fortress;” “Amish embrace dark web, FBI fears illicit drug empire.”

Catherine sits in an interview, surrounded by cameras and monitors. The interviewer asks her how it feels to have conclusively disproved God. Catherine shrugs, “I just ran the tests. Anyone could’ve done it. I can’t wait to rub it in some faces on Thanksgiving, though” The interviewer expresses amazement at how absolutely irrefut…

Logline 420 - One Drop

When a white supremacist finds out she's actually part black, it taints all of her relationships and forces her to make some hard decisions about who she is.

Logline 419 - Like and Subscribe

When a failing Youtube celebrity finds out she has a stalker, rather than get the police involved, she uses the drama to drive up her subscriber count. But the more success he brings her, the more the stalker feels he's earned.

Logline 418 - God Save the Me

When the king of a small city-state is assassinated, his daughter fights to avoid the throne and its lethal baggage.

Logline 417 - What You Deserve

When a miserable loser unexpectedly inherits her uncle's millions, she sets out to get revenge on everybody she feels has wronged her - no matter the cost.

Logline 416 - Win Big

When a small business owner loses everything to her gambling addiction, rather than get help for her problem, she gets a poker coach and tries to win everything back.

Short Treatment 34 - My Lord

KATLA is a warrior on an assassination mission. She’s a member of a band of ruffians seeking to infiltrate the estate of the local lord - a 13-year-old boy - and assassinate him, in accordance with a deal made with the boy’s power-hungry uncle.

They sneak their way through his estate, killing the few guards who notice them, until Katla’s son, FOLKI, accidentally lets a guard sound the alarm.

The fighting begins in earnest, but Katla leads a small team - including Folki, so they can keep an eye on him - away from the fighting and deeper into the lord’s mansion.

They find the lord, BRAND, left alone and nearly defenseless in a closet. Katla and the other bandits are busy fighting - it’s up to Folki to do the deed. But he can’t do it - Brand is just a kid, not even as old as Folki himself. Folki hesitates long enough that Brand flees out of a window.

The fighting is intense, such that only Katla is able to tear herself away to see what’s taking Folki so long. She gets back just in time to s…

Logline 415 - One in a Million

When a billionaire finally succeeds at cloning his dead wife, she winds up leaving him. So he clones her again. And again. And again...

Logline 414 - Saint

When a violent drug dealer kills a rival who, unbeknownst to him, had a couple girls chained up in his basement, he's hailed as a hero - but with the accolades comes a lot of attention he'd rather avoid.

Logline 413 - Four out of Five Stars

When a 4-star military general takes over his daughter-in-law's coffee shop while she and his son go on parental leave, he finds running it to be pretty different than military command.

Logline 412 - Whelmed

When a 20-year-old wunderkind is hired to replace a legendary tech CEO, she has to fight to keep her place amidst the company's rocky valuations and board members hoping to take advantage.

Logline 411 - Peace of Cake

When a baker accidentally drops a cake on the enemy general who was about to sign the peace accords, it's war all over again unless they can find a way to make amends, and quickly.

Logline 410 - Mean Streak

When America's favorite children's TV host gets unceremoniously dumped by the network, she does her best to tarnish her own brand, and take the show's value down with her.

Logline 409 - If.

When an anti-Nazi resistance group is forced to shelter a group of POW escapees, they find themselves having to make the hard choice of surviving, or giving up the POWs.

Logline 408 - In for a Penny

When an international jewel thief pairs up with a semi-senile coin collector to steal a priceless centuries-old quarter, she's forced to work less as a partner, and more as a caretaker in order to get the job done.

Logline 407 - Piledriver

When a middle-aged loser becomes a masked wrestler to relive his high school wrestling glory days, he does surprisingly well... until his family finds out.

Logline 406 - What Do You Want from Me?

When a teenage gardner is kidnapped by the family she's gardening for, she struggles to get them to admit a reason - and to, you know, escape.

Short Treatment 33 - The Honeymoon Phase

HEIDI (23) and JARED (35) have just gotten married and returned from their honeymoon. Jared reluctantly returns to his middle management job, while Heidi deals with the boredom of having quit her (admittedly terrible) job to be a housewife.

She watches some TV, plays some video games, eats some snacks, and eventually stumbles across a Youtube video talking about cleaning the whole house. She gets inspired, decides to go on a crazy cleanliness bender.

She heads up to the attic and starts sorting through boxes of old junk - most of it Jared’s. She laughs at some of the old pictures, rolls her eyes at a stack of dirty magazines, but then, underneath the magazines, finds several truly disturbing pictures. Dead animals, half-dissected. A severed arm. And a picture of a woman tied up and chained to a pole in an unfinished basement.

She takes the picture down to their basement, which is also unfinished. Looking around, she finds a spot that exactly matches the picture. She’s straight-up freaked…

Logline 405 - Scout's Honor

When a Boy Scout troop's treasurer accidentally discovers evidence of massive fraud at the police hall where the troop meets, the troop is divided on what to do about it.

Logline 404 - Out of Dodge

When an unprecedented swarm of tornadoes threaten the entire Midwest, a pair of foster parents and their six foster kids struggle to make it out of the danger zone.

Logline 403 - Incorruptible

When the new sheriff immediately proves to be corrupt, the former sheriff's deputy travels alone to the state capital to issue a complaint.

Logline 402 - Gin and Tonic

When a cop who doesn't play by the rules is forced to take on a rookie partner, the rookie is absolutely horrified at the things the cop does on the job, and takes it upon himself to keep his new mentor in check.

Logline 401 - Regular Haunts

When a ghost "dies" and finds himself alive again as a human, he's forced to wander life looking for what he left undone as a ghost so that he can finally move on to the after-afterlife.

Short Treatment 32 - Outside

JO (36) is the manager of a small maintenance crew installing jump gates across the galaxy. FTL travel was discovered a few thousand years ago, but it requires a jump gate at either terminus, which has to be manually installed.

Jo and her team arrive at a location, install the gate, and activate it. A new gate then jumps to them, along with news from the last hundred years or so. Sometimes they get a new ship, which is always nice, but by this point lightspeed and near-lightspeed travel have come up on physical laws of the universe, so there’s not usually any upgrades big enough to be worth it. They then go into cryosleep for a hundred years or so while they fly to the next jump point.

Everyone they ever knew has been dead for thousands of years at this point, which was a known factor of the job, which means only a certain type of person applied. Jo didn’t have any immediate family, and had several debts - financial and otherwise - that made a fresh start a few thousand years in the fu…

Logline 400 - Ready or Not, Here I Come

When an international hide-and-seek championship ends in a draw, the two victors crank their training up to ridiculous levels in preparation for next year's bout.

Logline 399 - More Than Enough

When the richest man in the world wins the lottery, it opens the floodgates for spurious lawsuits and long-lost cousins, to the point where he starts losing what he had before.

Logline 398 - Without

When the apocalypse finally comes, life doesn't change much for a rural farmer and his family. Then the raiders come.

Logline 397 - Out of Options

When the CEO of a tech startup takes a loan from the Russian mob, she knows if the company goes under, they'll be out for blood. Then the company goes under.

Logline 396 - On Top of the World

When a construction crew gets stranded at the top of a collapsing space elevator, they have to work together to have any chance of surviving.

Short Treatment 31 - Senioritis

FARRAH is a 15-year-old high school student who’s looking good and feeling confident as she heads into the first day back from summer vacation. She had a growth spurt over the summer and lost some weight besides, she got some new clothes, and looks and feels like an entirely different person from the somewhat-chubby loser she ended the last year as.

It doesn’t take ten minutes of being back at school, though, before any delusions of grandeur start to fade. She bumps into her bullies - DOLORES, JAYA, and AIDEN, who laugh at her, mocking her for thinking should could ever be anything other than a loser. It’s the leader of the trio, Dolores, who really delivers the KO, when she tells Farrah she’s not even gonna bother messing with her, because she doesn’t have to - Farrah is a loser, and will always be a loser, and Dolores wants Farrah to know that she isn’t a loser because she’s bullied, she’s bullied because she’s a loser - even if Dolores doesn’t do it, somebody else will.

It’s not true…

Logline 395 - Whichcraft

When a teenage Wiccan accidentally discovers real magic, she tries to abandon it all - but whatever it is she woke up, it is hungry.

Logline 394 - Out of the Frying Pan

After her homestyle diner shuts down, the head chef decides to open up a fine dining establishment in the heart of New York City.

Logline 393 - To the Quick

When the world's greatest heart surgeon needs a complicated heart surgery, she finds it difficult to decide which of her inferiors will be able to pull it off.

Logline 392 - Spare Change

When a childless billionaire leaves his entire estate to whichever of his family puts the least effort into acquiring it, a war of passive-aggression erupts, the likes of which the world has never seen.

Logline 391 - Fair Well

A year after running away with the circus, the former outcast loser has reinvented herself as a cool, confident badass... at least, until her troupe circles back through her hometown.

Short Treatment 30 - Are You Okay?

Margaret is the elite personal assistant of Juliette Martin, a brilliant inventor and businesswoman at the forefront of modern robotics. Margaret is remarkably talented and intelligent in her own right, but working directly under Juliette would make anyone seem dull in comparison.

Margaret is often forced into demeaning tasks - she's not just there for important things, but for private things, like holding Juliette's hair as she vomits, or giving her body waxes. Whenever she's tempted to give up, though, Juliette reminds her that one day, Margaret will replace her, and it's enough to keep Margaret going.

One of Margaret’s more unpleasant duties is to play chaperone when Juliette goes on an extravagant bender, often spanning several days (and countries). She’ll be rescheduling meetings and placating upset buyers even as she’s holding Juliette’s hair and cleaning up vomit - plus she’ll often get enlisted to obtain ever more exotic and dangerous drugs and alcohol. It’s enou…

Logline 390 - Out of Spite

When a grumpy old woman mounts a campaign to be the new chair of the HOA, the task winds up being difficult due to the fact that nobody likes her at all.

Logline 389 - Willful Harm

When a 6'7" ex-boxer puts an attempted mugger in the hospital, he struggles to convince investigators he was, in fact, the victim.

Logline 388 - Body and Soul

When a struggling songwriter finds meteoric success as a poet, she struggles to break back into songwriting when all of her success lies elsewhere.

Logline 387 - In Recess

When a the power of a jury foreman goes to his head, he stretches the deliberation period of a trial out to maintain his relevance as long as possible.

Logline 386 - Not That Hungry

When an adopted teenage girl finds out her biological mother is the reigning pie eating champion of the world, she gets into professional eating to get closer to her.

Logline 385 - Taking in a Stray

When a homeless man shows up having found their lost dog, a family decides to take in the homeless man and get him back on his feet as thanks.

Logline 384 - Breakdown

When a school field trip's bus breaks down at a rest stop in the middle of nowhere, a lone, beleaguered teacher has to keep two dozen bored teenagers in check until a new bus can reach them.

Logline 383 - Livestock

When an unsettled carnivore decides to raise, kill, and eat her own goat, she faces pushback from carnivores and vegetarians alike.

Logline 388 - Out to Lunch

When a middle schooler playing hooky bumps into an elderly shopkeep on lunch, the two strike up a partnership - the middle schooler running the shop during lunch breaks, in exchange for the shopkeep posing as her grandfather.

Logline 382 - Senioritis

When a chubby loser's glow up blows up in her face on the first day of high school, she resolves to get revenge on all of her bullies by befriending all of their grandparents at the local senior center.

Logline 381 - Whiz Kid

When a teenager invents a bike that can fly, a nefarious businessman kidnaps her father to force her to hand over the technology behind it.

Short Treatment 29 - Last of a Dying Breed

Sophie and Laurent Rameau are professional monster hunters, members of the Order of St. Hubertus, currently on the trail of the last known werewolf in the kingdom of Thaler. Or, it was the last known werewolf in the kingdom - they’ve chased it so far north they’ve left Thaler, and are now in the bitter cold forests of Rublis.

Logline 380 - Colder

When their frontiersman father falls deathly ill in the middle of a blizzard, a teenage girl and her brother have cross miles of wilderness to get to the nearest doctor - and even if they succeed, they still have to get back.

Logline 379 - Three-Day Weekend

When a put-upon office drone second-guesses the likely-criminal prank she left in her boss's office Friday evening, she has until work resumes on Tuesday to break in and undo it.

Back on the wagon

So a while back (maybe a year ago) I was trying to figure out what I wanted my next screenplay to be, and found myself trawling through my own website looking at various ideas. Eventually, I realized all of the ideas I was considering were ones I'd come up with ages ago; nothing was fresh or new.

That was a little troubling, because in the past, I'd always been overflowing with ideas. I realized, whereas before I had more ideas than I knew what to do with, more screenplays I wanted to write than I could possibly get around to, now I was going over past ideas and deciding what seemed interesting enough.

What had changed? I'd stopped coming up with a logline every day.

Once I got back in the habit, again I found myself swimming in ideas. Not everything I post is something I'd want to write (some of it I know I'd never write), but the important thing is that it got my brain back in the habit of coming up with ideas, so now I've always got several I want to work on…

Logline 378 - Void Where Prohibited

When a paper-pusher's company runs a massive sweepstakes with a grand price of ten million dollars, he collects a small group of office misfits to rig the competition in their favor.

Logline 377 - Just What I Needed

When a newly-paroled ex-con finds out her husband sold the house she'd hidden her stolen fortune inside, she poses as a housecleaner to get the money out - which would be a lot easier if the homeowner wasn't lonely and looking for a friend.

Logline 376 - And Taxes

After her nonbelieving husband dies, a devout Christian wrestles with the church's teaching that her husband is doomed to eternity in hell.

Logline 375 - T-Minus

Two hours before a rocket launches carrying an orbital weapon, a group of radical pacifists infiltrate the launch site in a plot to sabotage the rocket before it's too late.

Logline 374 - Whine and Cheese

When a professional food critic is upstaged by her dropout daughter's review blog, tensions rise at home - which is only amplified when her daughter starts dating a Michelin Guide inspector who's twice her age.

Logline 373 - Give Up and Die

When a criminal runs from the mob, rather than spend his life hiding, he resolves to enjoy his time left, and accept the inevitable hit put out on him. When the hitmen do show up, though, they think his life of leisure looks pretty nice; maybe they'll give it a try, too?

Logline 372 - Lookout

When nobody believes a homeless man who witnessed a kidnapping, he sets off on his own to rescue the kidnapped child.

Logline 371 - Charitable

When the police shut down a drug ring that was operating from inside a charity and legitimately helping the community, the chief faces a severe backlash and is forced to enact new community support measures to keep the peace.

Logline 370 - Fame Fatale

When a famous blogger is discovered to secretly be an international assassin, she ascends from internet-famous to famous-famous. Which makes hiding from Interpol astonishingly difficult...

Logline 369 - At Fault

In the chaos and aftermath of a massive earthquake that nearly sent San Francisco into the sea, a failed journalist and her roommate struggle to document the governmental failures that prevented an evacuation.

Logline 368 - How Am I Gonna Use This in Real Life?

When a zombie apocalypse begins during school hours, a grumpy old shop teacher is the only one standing between his middle school students, and the undead hordes.

Logline 367 - Nature Trail to Hell

When a veteran camper takes her family on a week-long hike and comes across a secret death cult, she finds herself and her family next on the cult's list of victims. But the cult doesn't realize everyone in her family is a dedicated hunter, and they're ready for anything.

Logline 366 - Community Pharmacists

When a retired elderly couple starts selling drugs in their retirement home, they succeed beyond their wildest dreams. So when a local gang starts trying to move in on their turf, they don't take it lying down - they put up a fight

Logline 365 - Good Enough for Me

When a supervillain and her arch-nemesis fall in love, in addition to the standard tribulations of courtship, they both try desperately to sway the other to their side.

Logline 364 - My Name Is

When the world's greatest boxer retires to care for his sick brother, his trainer moves in with them, pretending to help, but mostly trying to convince him to get back to fighting.

Logline 363 - Wish You Were Here

When an accountant tells her family she's going on a business trip when she's actually on a Caribbean cruise, the lie gets difficult to maintain when she wins the cruise line's special hundred million dollar lottery.

Logline 362 - AWOL

When a soldier goes AWOL behind enemy lines, he's found by his enemies and nursed back to health. But do they actually care about him, or are they trying to milk him for information?

Logline 361 - Goodbye, Goodbye

When an anti-mob dectective's kid dies in a freak accident, she finds signs of foul play. But is there actually someone behind this, or does she just want there to be?

Logline 360 - It's So Good Though

When the actual Satan opens an ice cream bar on the beach, a disgraced former nun gets a job working for him... until she finds out the ice cream is actually the souls of the damned. But when it turns out everything is totally legal and above-board, the only way she's going to be able to shut it down is by sneaking in and blowing it up.

Logline 359 - The Kidnapping

When a wealthy tycoon's family is kidnapped and held for ransom and he tells the kidnappers to suck an egg, you'd expect some trouble. But when the whole thing turns out to have been a plot by his kids to get at his fortune - but involved actual kidnappers who are expecting paychecks - things get really dangerous.

Logline 358 - Are You Okay?

When her boss starts turning into a vampire, a put-upon assistant is forced to deal with the business ramifications, like meetings during the day, or finding discreet body disposal services.

Logline 357 - The Hunter

When a serial killer kills a taxidermist with an impressive stuffed animal collection, he gets into hunting deer instead of people. But when he progresses from hunting to poaching, the local game warden sets him in her sights.

Logline 356 - The Prize

When a dead billionaire leaves his entire fortune to whoever kills the most people in one year's time, a crack team of international cops is assembled to stop the chaos and track down who's holding the money, in order to ensure nobody "wins."

Logline 355 - Humongous

When a peasant farmer finds a sick, eight-foot-tall ogre, and nurses him back to health, the ogre helps out around the farm and scares away bandits. But when a knight comes through and kidnaps the ogre for sport, the farmer has to trek to the city to save him.

Logline 354 - Godmother

When an abused girl is assigned a fairy godmother as a way to ease her trials, rather than escape from her home, she gets revenge.

Logline 353 - Just Say the Word

When a genie's lamp is found and accidentally rubbed by a particularly unintelligent dog, the genie must find a way to grant the dog a wish in order to be released from servitude.

Logline 352 - The Change

When an adopted girl's pubescent changes include growing antlers and moth wings, she hunts for her birth parents while she's still mostly human.

Logline 351 - New Me

When a self-help author has a near-death experience, she abandons her guru lifestyle to join the workforce as a white-collar wageslave.

Logline 350 - Ball and Chain

When an escaped convict holes up in his ex's in-law's house, he starts to find peace in quiet farm life. Until his ex shows up.

Logline 349 - Hitting the Fan

When a Korean orbital superweapon is hijacked by governmental extremists, a crew of Indian astronauts on a simple test flight are the only ones in a position to sabotage the weapon before it can fire.

Logline 348 - Peasant King

When a knight is abandoned to die by his king, he's nursed back to health by the king's oppressed people, and winds up leading a rebellion.

Logline 347 - Some Light Murder

When an international assassin retires to a life of petty contract killings in a small suburb, she takes the police chief's teenage daughter under her wing.

Logline 346 - The Counselor

When an old man's young neighbors' extremely vocal arguing keeps buyers from being interested in his house, he starts maneuvering to repair their relationship... at least long enough for him to sell his dang house.

Logline 345 - Retired

When a newly-retired middle school teacher finds out one of her former students is dropping out of high school to care for his sick father, she moves in with them as the father's caretaker.

Logline 344 - Postal-Apocalypse

When a post-apocalyptic mailman finds one of his regular cities overrun by bandits, he convinces them to join him as a slightly-insane postal service.

Logline 343 - Part and Parcel

When a USPS worker finds herself the unintended victim of a mail bomb, she embarks on a vigilante manhunt to find the bomber who's been terrorizing the entire city.

Logline 342 - Waking Up Dead

After a fatal accident, a teenage girl finds herself haunting her hometown for the next several hundred years.

Logline 341 - Crossed the Line

When a 19th-century train conductor witnesses a murder along his route, he works with an outlaw sheriff to bring the murderers to justice before they kill him.

Logline 340 - Rabbit out of a Hat

When a stage magician accidentally starts performing real magic, he's quick to capitalize on it, only to find himself hunted by the inquisition.

Logline 339 - Here For One Night Only

When a massive music star is bequeathed her dying grandfather's farm, she wrestles not only with the grueling labor, but with the jealousy of her less-successful siblings.

Logline 338 - All-Natural

After tremendous success in growing artificial organs, a scientist manages to grow an artificial brain. When it turns out the brain is conscious and sentient, though, the scientist is forced to fight for its survival, rather than dissection.

Logline 337 - Temporarily Immortal

When a scientist not only discovers time travel, but proof that he'll survive at least the next eight years, he goes on a crazy bender, supposedly to prove his theories, but mostly because he can.

Logline 336 - The Last Resorts

When an international supervillain kills or captures all of the world's greatest secret agents, the governments of the world pool together to scrounge up a team that might be able to stop the villain's plot. If they're lucky.

Logline 335 - Finally

When a fabulously wealthy family patriarch is on his deathbed, his dropout grandson (and sole inheritor) struggles to find a balance between taking care of his grandfather, and his past-due bills.

Logline 334 - Fighting the Law

When a disgraced sheriff is taken in by a bandit posse unaware of his past, he struggles to keep his secret while the posse raids his former town.

Logline 333 - Cheese and Crackers

When an upstart culinary dropout starts a bakery right next to the biggest competitor in town, their rivalry gets heated - and violent.

Logline 332 - Unbearable

When a physical therapist loses a leg, she struggles with being on the other side of physical therapy.

Logline 331 - The Garbagemen

When the garbagemen cleaning up a dead mad scientist's house stumble upon dozens of working weapons and death traps, they claim them all as their own and become superheroes.

Logline 330 - Floating

When disaster strikes and a tourist is stranded in the middle of the Amazon, she builds a makeshift raft and floats down the Amazon river in hopes of reaching civilization.

Logline 329 - Punished

In a world where the only punishment for any crime is that crime being made public knowledge, after a put-upon wage slave kills his boss, his family is forced to flee from the boss's sons' retaliation.

Logline 328 - Non-smoker

When a supervillain with power over fire is implicated in a series of arsons and murders, the only person she could possibly get to vindicate her is her arch-nemesis, but he doesn't seem too eager...

Logline 327 - The Archive

When a librarian gets an odd gig at a secret government agency, she gets way less than she expected: there's nothing interesting, just a bunch of medical information that needs to be private. But when she starts asking why they're storing all of it, she finds herself on the run from government agents trying to shut her up before she's even found anything scandalous.

Logline 326 - See You In Hell

When a girl dies and is doomed to hell on a technicality, Saint Peter agrees to let her into heaven if she can stop a particularly tenacious imp from ruining the Pope's upcoming Christmas mass.

Logline 325 - The First Time Today

When a time traveler arrives in her kitchen warning of impending doom, a housewife soon discovers she's been pranked. But when she tries to get the prankster back, it turns out he actually is from the future - and his joke may have caused a disastrous time paradox.

Logline 324 - Got No Strings